Which is why Manfriend has made this:
He says he'll update it every time I eat a salad, which, it turns out, is typically at least once a day. But already we're two salads behind--a pork salad and a salad I ordered as part of lunch today at The Prime Rib, during DC's restaurant week. But he has an iPhone, plenty of access to me (hooray), and the desire to document our crazy salad eating.
Here's hoping even more attention to me and my salads doesn't go to my head.
(Manfriend, that pun was for you.)